Oops de Stars


  • A Moment For Chrissy Teigen

    This Chrissy Teigen post is about parenting. I swear to God.
  • Laura Hanson Sims & Lia Pavlova Fashion Porn Vogue of the Day

    I don’t know who Laura Hanson Sims or Lia Pavlova but VOGUE does so they must be important…like a Kardashian…because Vogue and really all media fucking love the Kardashians, not because they are cute – but becasue they have followers and are thus important and people you should get behind and leverage to get your […]

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    I don’t know who Laura Hanson Sims or Lia Pavlova but VOGUE does so they must be important…like a Kardashian…because Vogue and really all media fucking love the Kardashians, not because they are cute – but becasue they have followers and are thus important and people you should get behind and leverage to get your own followers – despite the fact that a lot of people I know with a lot of followers are just Russian spammers with robot traffic who post nude pics of Russian sex workers – but they never get featured in Vogue…unless that is what this Lia Pavlova is, she sounds like she may be one, but her instagram only has under 20,000 fans…so I guess she’s not important…but rather a model being used to model because she’s got the look and feel of what they were looking for / the agency is hustling her as a new face.

    That point of all those words I just wrote is that everything we see is a calculated bullshit scam – used to manipulate us and get our money or information – and whether the tools being used are new models or old washed up cunts like a Kardashian….the message is the same…they don’t care about us, or good content…but if they distract us with tits we won’t have an uprising or even notice whatever they are trying to do or manipulate with this pics…

    I don’t know what you’re selling VOGUE..but I know I’m not buying whatever it is…

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  • Christina Milian Nipples in a TIGHT DRESS FOR SNAPCHAT OF THE DAY

    I find Christina Milian a waste of fucking time, a pile of dog shit, and not just because of her color, but because she’s a mom with a lot of money, but instead of living the good life, she’s out whoring on the internet like a Kardashian…trying to be a Kardashian…and something has to be […]

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    I find Christina Milian a waste of fucking time, a pile of dog shit, and not just because of her color, but because she’s a mom with a lot of money, but instead of living the good life, she’s out whoring on the internet like a Kardashian…trying to be a Kardashian…and something has to be seriously wrong with a famewhore to want to be a Kardashian…especially when they have millions of dollars.

    It’s like raise your kid bit, you don’t need to put your nipples on snapchat, your werido fans will still follow your nonsense…be a mom….because ultimately, bitch looks old and haggard as fuck under a snapchat filter that usually helps girls cheat to look smooth skin, bright eyed and fresh faced.

    I’d hate to see the real version….but I doubt she even knows what the real version is…puppet..

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  • Charisma Carpenter Getting Naked of the Day

    Charisma Carpenter fans, yes she has fans, you’re probably one of them, because the kind of person in Charisma Carpenter is probably the socially awkward weirdo who goes to sites like this because they haven’t heard of this thing called INSTAGRAM…. Well her fans get so mad when I write about her being some old […]

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    Charisma Carpenter fans, yes she has fans, you’re probably one of them, because the kind of person in Charisma Carpenter is probably the socially awkward weirdo who goes to sites like this because they haven’t heard of this thing called INSTAGRAM….

    Well her fans get so mad when I write about her being some old washed up whore – still trying to get as much attention as she can – because she’s posting nude pics on her social media – like she’s still trying to get as much attention as she can….like it was still the 90s, she was still on BUFFY the VAMPIRE SLAYER, and she was just getting scouted to do Playboy….

    But it’s 20 years later…she’s still fit, sure, I’ll still look at her naked even if I don’t like old chicks….and self produced nudes is something to do when she lives a life of what the fuck else is she going to do with her time off / early retirement / irrelevance…

    Instead of the media booking her for slutty shoots, or getting cast she’s staging them her damn self….creating her own existence like she’s not menopausal….so old that she’s not even last weeks kitchen garbage, but rather already biodegraded into nice rich compost soil…growing organic vegetables like a fucking hippie…

    Here are her pics from her trip…

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  • Sports Illustrated Releases Pics of their Whores of the Day

    I am onto you Sports Illustrated. I see your tactics and I know what you’re trying to do…. It’s July, internet traffic is down, especially when your bikini magazine came out in February, so take the opportunity to make some noise by releasing some of the unreleased bikini pictures – even semi see through and […]

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    I am onto you Sports Illustrated. I see your tactics and I know what you’re trying to do….

    It’s July, internet traffic is down, especially when your bikini magazine came out in February, so take the opportunity to make some noise by releasing some of the unreleased bikini pictures – even semi see through and hard nippled – by the models that get the most searches on their site…all to get more buzz, traffic, etc..

    So here’s Hannah Davis, Nina Agdal and Hannah Davis…did I meantion Hannah Davis

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    And here’s Leonardo DiCaprio in Mykonos creeping….scouting…looking for women to fuck…

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  • Tsanna Latouche for Agent Provocateur of the Day

    Tsanna Latouche is modeling lingerie for Agent Provocateur…interesting name, but what is in a name, when all I care about is the ass. I don’t even remember the names of people I meet or people I like or girls I want to fuck or do nude pics of in my basement apartment – I’m like […]

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    Tsanna Latouche is modeling lingerie for Agent Provocateur…interesting name, but what is in a name, when all I care about is the ass. I don’t even remember the names of people I meet or people I like or girls I want to fuck or do nude pics of in my basement apartment – I’m like “who was that bitch from tinder who said she’s filler her ass up with playdoh and shit it out for an artistic shoot”…I just don’t remember…and I guess that makes us all fucking losers missing out on my art that is really just weirdo fetsih shit…in the form of playdoh shit…High concept…

    Speaking of High Concept here’s a shoot for Agent Provocateur, the Sugar Baby and Instagram whore’s most favorite lingerie to wear – even if it’s just stylized mall brand at high end prices – they don’t know better – they just know what is expensive is obviously better – since dude who she rims everyday after he shits like she’s his toilet paper – I’m talking to you Seacrest – is paying.

    Catalog pics are boring…

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  • Good Morning, Kendall Karson Bikini Photos, And Other News

    Loki had to talk about Taylor Swift at Comic-Con. [Lainey Gossip] Margot Robbie thought that Vanity Fair interview was gross, too. [Dlisted] Justin Timberlake got slapped by a golf bro. [TMZ] Those are Genevieve Morton's nipples. [Egotastic] Your morning links. …
  • The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.26.16

    Sara Jean Underwood's boobs in nature, Mariah Carey's fiance enjoying his purchase, Courtney Stodden - vapid twat, and Coco - ditto. It's The Crap We Missed. …
  • Alexis Ren Ass of the Day

    Here is an Alexis Ren butt shot for David Bellemere…he’s a Victoria’s Secret model and I am sure her end game is to work for Victoria’s Secret…and what better way to do it than get naked for their photographer – I guess she’s on a hustle to figure things out now that her and her […]

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    Here is an Alexis Ren butt shot for David Bellemere…he’s a Victoria’s Secret model and I am sure her end game is to work for Victoria’s Secret…and what better way to do it than get naked for their photographer –

    I guess she’s on a hustle to figure things out now that her and her fake boyfriend from the internet that have given them each 5 or more million followers, despite not being that hot, all because of posting weird rich brat luxury romance that women everywhere fell in love with – despite it being a lie – and she was just using social media to her advantage – leverage, create the illusion, people believe…when you know both were fucking other people…but women who followed them would never believe it…and now she’s bare assed on instagram – because DREAMS come true

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  • Ireland Baldwin Naked of the Day

    Here’s a photoshopped to shit nude shoot for TREATS! of Ireland Baldwin, because I guess she’s tried everything and this is where she’s ended up.. I guess this is what Ireland’s been up to since blocking me on all her social media 3-4 years ago…. Unless she’s had serious surgery, which is possible, this is […]

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    Here’s a photoshopped to shit nude shoot for TREATS! of Ireland Baldwin, because I guess she’s tried everything and this is where she’s ended up..

    I guess this is what Ireland’s been up to since blocking me on all her social media 3-4 years ago….

    Unless she’s had serious surgery, which is possible, this is not what Ireland actually looks like, she is a big girl, which is the cause of her big tits, but everything else about her is a fucking cartoon….from no gut, to no monster jaw….

    Nice tits though…but really…all tits are nice….

    Unfortunately, I have been following her attempt at a career since she pretty much started out…I was semi-rooting for her while laughing at her desperation in an era before Kim Kardashian’s sisters and the Gigi Hadid and Ireland’s cousin really hustled the social media hustle, leveraging her mom – Kim Bassinger and her Dad who famously called her a little pig – and who could be a cause to this getting naked in photoshoots because traditionally modeling didn’t work out for her – Alec Baldwin…

    The funny think in Ireland Baldwin is that I have interacted with her – I don’t remember what was said – but at one point her dad stepped up from his charity account on twitter – which didn’t get me famous – but I guess he didn’t get Ireland famous either, he’s just helped her by giving her his name pull off finding people to take pictures of her…

    So…TREATS!…the Playboy of our generation that is far less successful than Playboy but that involves models and fame whores and sugar babies getting naked in expensive settings of decent quality….put this out for their new issue….and 98 percent of the people they use are trying to be the next EM RAT COW…like Ireland…but I don’t think Ireland has what it takes, she’s not hot enough, she wasn’t able to pull it off when she was cute enough and she’s too weak and has already been to rehab…poor little shadow of her parents…

    The sex tape strategy of desperation is always available to her..

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